The Turkey Bacon is a Lie

This was supposed to be a post about how turkey bacon isn't really bacon, not like bacon bacon, and it was going to be hilarious. I was going to point out how bacon comes from pigs only, not turkey, and therefore pigs are awesome and turkeys are not. All bacon that isn't pig bacon isn't bacon... not really. It was going to be both witty and ridiculous; an epic comic masterpiece... but sadly it hasn't turned out that way. I did, however, manage to waste some time with Paint. Enjoy...



Nope.

This is where real bacon comes from:

Where turkey bacon comes from...